bentleylegacy

WTF - Bentley Legacy.

2008-04-10T21:43:24Z

Lydia; Aww, I love you!
bentleylegacy; Mhmm... you only love him because no one wanted you downtown, dirty bird.
Lydia; Shh! No, I really do!

...sure...

Lydia; See how real it looks?

Just FYI, I thought I would really like them as a couple... thought.

Asa; Oh, hey guys! What's up?
Lydia & Blane; *sound like a wet-vac*

OK, this picture just kinda freaks me out in so many ways... that's the only reason I decided to use it as cover. First, Asa has a wicked looking neck. ...it looks like that pose would hurt hardcore. Second, Blane has an absolutely creepy "I'm going to rape you tonight in your pooper!" look on his face... and I guess Lydia turned into a Zombie strung out coke-whore when I wasn't looking. Look at those eyes!

See, I thought I would like them. ...but Blane is literally obsessed with Lydia and it's a complete pain in the ass.

Lydia; *bedroom eyes*
Blane; Uhh... whatcha wanna do?

Lydia; Wow, I'm so glad you asked! I'm gunna get naked and then... well, you'll figure it out.
Blane; *more than willing to "figure it out"*

Oh yea, they did.

Lydia; *throws up all over the place* Hehe, I'm throwing up. WTF?

It looks like she is smiling. Uh, OK...

This picture is just awkward, but that mad me like it. I especially like the bubbles that appear to be coming out of Lydia's ass. Haha. Kinda looks like fart bubbles escaping...

Blane is forever looking through the telescope. If he isn't up Lydia's ass, then he is looking through the telescope. Those two things definitely consume him for life.

OK, here comes the adoption service. See, I tried to make one of the Bentley's call up the repairman or something, but I clicked "Adoption Agency" or whatever instead... so here comes an unwanted child.

...his name is Alvin.

No one is going to have the chance to love Alvin, because... I move him out of the house with Asa. Aw, happy family.

Let me stand next to your fire!

Haha, OK then.

Blane; Eee! It's coming to get me!

I think this picture looks really... gay. Literally, gay.

It's time for Greg to join Brett in the "old-life".

Blane is super excited!

Lydia; GO DAD! GET OLD!

...another one of those "literally gay" pictures.

Greg; Yay!, I'm old!
Blane; Ugh. Old people smell!!!

Lydia; *is pregnant*

Lydia got a new haircut... and she met a dog. Eh.

begin cute spam.

/ end cute spam.

This hair style didn't last long, but I really liked it.

also, begin cute spam again.

/ end cute spam.

...and for good reason. Lydia is about to blow a gasket.

And her loving husband doesn't give a damn.

Brett; OMG, WTF?!

...and we have a boy. Elton Bentley.

Sloppy/neat - 10
Shy/outgoing - 1
Lazy/active - 10
Serious/playful - 3
Grouchy/nice - 7

When the time comes, he is a romance sim... who has the lifetime want of having 20 simultaneous lovers. Haha, yea right!

New hair again. I don't like this much, but you'll be seeing it a lot. Also, I don't much care for her outfit now that I think about it.

Despite the fact that he has a new baby, Blane likes to spend his days painting pretty pictures...

Random.

Birthday time, already? Sure is. Time certainly does fly.

Yay!, I guess. Whatever. Babies all look the same to me.

...so, I gave Elton a make-over, and now he looks like his Dad. Whatev.

K, this is creepy. Lydia and Greg (Dad) sleep in the same bed an awful lot. Uh...

Elton is kinda cute, but I really love this table thing.

Brett! She hasn't been in the last few pictures. We've missed you, kind of.

Random eating of pancakes. Oh! Maybe I took this picture because Lydia is pregnant again? Probably.

Good hubby.

Elton; *yawnyawnyawn*

I thought this stretching was so cute.

Momma, baby love.

Brett; Old McDonald had a farm...
Elton; sedkhsdojae3 *sucks thumb*

Ah, voyeristic.

It was so nice that Brett and Greg were in the house, because they raised the kids. Haha. I mean, that's awful, but it's true life. Get over it!

Random tato-chip eating.

More of this non-sense. What's up?

Lydia; HELLO! *waves* It's baby time again!!!

Brett; Aw. *heart skips a beat* Another little miracle.

Lydia; Mom... FUCK YOU! and your miracle. MYVAGINAISFALLINGOUT!!!

Blane; Yes! Babies and falling-out-vaginas. ...plus in-laws. SCORE!

And we got another boy. Marley Bentley

Sloppy/neat - 5
Shy/outgoing - 9
Lazy/active - 6
Serious/playful - 3
Grouchy/nice - 7

Another romance aspiration, with the want to become a "Rock God". I think I can handle that a hell of a lot better than 20 loves. Geesh.

Lydia is such a good Momma, she doesn't forget she has another baby! Yay for winning at life!

Oh, birthday time. She probably only remembered Elton because it was time for him to grow up, and therefore she wouldn't have to "baby" him anymore. Oh, right, Brett and Greg takes care of the children.

And, Elton is a child. Yay! He doesn't look as bad as I had anticipated.

As per usual, the G-Parents take care of the kiddos.

Brett; *getting ready to die*

Aw, Brett...

Brett; No, it's OK. They have alcohol here!

So sad, too bad. Brett is dead. She was a lovely founder who popped out some lovely children. She will be missed.

Lydia; Hey Dad, Mom died. *thumbs up*

In Gregs absolute loneliness, he practices yoga. Whatev makes the old man happy, I guess.

Elton and Blane bonding. They really do look alike, I think.

...Greg also takes up pottery, apparently. PS - Free Time is really great. SO many things to do!

Aw, plate.

Greg; *proud*

Lydia; Oh hell. Not this shit again.

Birthday time... again. Time for Marley to become a... little toddler.

Aw, yes! I love him. Adorable.

Again with this damn table.

Honestly, I have gone over-board with this damn table. No more!

Elton; Um... *WTF face*

Haha, it's Alvin. Look at how happy he is. It's Elton's uncle. Hahaha. He doesn't stick around, I send him home.

POP-TART!

Someone puts Marley in the snow. I was unaware that toddlers could play in the snow. Huh? Cute.

Elton; Ya see... Mom, I was thinking that I could become a wizard.
Lydia; Oh, yes... Mhmm...

Don't forget about Marley! PS - In real life, I have a cat named Marley... so I don't know why I named a sim Marley. I always just think of my cat. Haha.

Lydia; *vaginafallsout... again!*

It's a little girl this time. Maggie Bentley.

Her stats are exactly the same as Marley's, except she is a popularity sim who has the aspiration of having 20 best friends.

Someone is loved more than someone else, methinks.

Lydia tries to follow in her Dad's pottery footsteps.

Lydia; *FAIL*

Greg decides that he wants a turn with the birthday fun.

Blane; WTF is going on?!

Elton is really... excited.

Marley; Oh yea, I'm cool!

Sure...

I really like Marley a lot. Elton is cute, but I am drawn to Marley. Maybe it's because he reminds me of my cat...

OMG, birthday overload!!!

Lydia; I can't wait for this to be over with! No more babies, everrr!

...and Maggie grows up. Lydia rewards herself for being such a good mother... by getting her tubes tired.

G 1.0 - C 1.0 || G 1.0 & 2.0 - C 1.0
G 2.0 - C 2.0

Growing pains...

2008-03-18T14:20:02Z

...kinda starting where we left off, with both kids "growing up", here is Asa making a "friend". She was kinda cute, ya know... so whatev.

Asa; Here's the paper! Any takers? No? OK then...

Apparently Asa was oblivious to the happenings in the other room.

Brett; It's my party, bitches!

One last look at our lovely founder before she ventures into elder-hood.

Meh. She is just as excited as I was to have to deal with her.

Brett; *on the phone*

Anyway, everyone in the family wanted a pet... so I adopted this little guy. I think that I named him Blitz... pretty sure.

How damn sweet.

Greg; Ugh, WHY do I have to go to work and support my family like a good husband should?

No idea, bud... no idea.

Oh, I see that Greg rides to work in the same vehicle that I do.

Meanwhile, Brett keeps her pimp arm strong.

Huh, maybe he didn't go to work. Whatever. Way to provide, Greg.

Brett; *waves*
Lydia; *in shock from seeing her old Mama in undies.
Brett; *still waving*
Lydia; ...

Lydia; Hey, undies, I did good in school today!!1!!111!

Since Lydia got good grades, she decided to bring this "friend" over.

...but, she ignored her the whole time and Brett was the only person to pay any attention to her.

Girl; Ya know, I think that I make the sun want to hide.

...

Brett; OMG, I think you do!
Girl; I know, right!!!

OK, whatever... Brett tells her to go home after this little exchange. That is seriously the only face that girl made.

Greg; Even though you're old, you're still totally hot.
Brett; Do you want to make out in our young daughters' room?!
Greg; ...

Greg; No! *hit*
Brett; If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya.

Asa and his acne greet the newspaper girl.

Oh, look... Blitz grew up. ...definitely not what I was expecting.

Huh, I guess ya learn something everyday.

Back to this girl, Asa has his first kiss.

I made them "go steady", but she never came back.

Presenting, your potential heirs together.

Blitz. Why are my pictures in such a random order?

...

This random fellow just walked into the house and made himself comfortable for a few hours. Didn't talk to anyone, just sat there and then left. No one even had any relationship with him. Totally. Random.

Lydia is apparently the only person who pays attention to Blitz these days.

Aw, sibling love.

Cute.

Lydia; Hmm... *thinks*

Lydia; I wish for pretty and I wish to be heir!!!

BAM!

Lydia; Hey, fellas!

Uh, it's only your family. Good try.

Shop, shop, shop.

...like these pictures matter. I hated her clothes, so she got new ones. ...she never wore them because I forgot to change them. Eh.

Guy; You are too fine!

Lydia; ...

Awkward.

Five hours later...

Guy; ...
Lydia; Oh, thanks!

I was trying to find the place to give her a piercing, but then I realized that she had to be an adult to get a facial piercing... so instead, she got a makeover.

Lydia; I bet I will be so hot.

Yea, something like that...

She hated it, for obvious reasons, so I put her back to normal.

I have Bon Voyage, so I decided to send Momma...

...and Lydia on a vacation.

Because she isn't dark enough, Lydia decided that she needed a tan. It didn't work, she got bored and got up too soon.

Strange picture in the ocean.

After this, I ended their vacation. I got tired of playing it because all that Brett did was complain the whole time.

...so for my next adventure, I decided to send the kids off to college. Everyone wanted it, so yea.

Greg; Goodbye, daughter.
Lydia; *ignores*

Asa wasn't too happy about leaving.

Random. Greg never said "Goodbye..." to Asa. Brett never said "Goodbye..." to Lydia. Playing favorites, yes?

Ah, almost real adults!

Lydia meets some people, but they are pretty... dull.

Asa becomes obsessed with this "girl".

I won't lie, the whole reason I sent them to college is to find lovers.

...it was a failed attempt, at least on one part.

Whatever, I'm bad at college... so I sent them home. This is the first interaction that happened...

Greg; *thinks Blitz stinks...*
Lydia; *thinks Blitz stinks...*
Asa; *thinks Blitz stinks...*
Blitz; *stinks!*

Incase you haven't figured it out... Lydia is heir. I just love her. Anyway, she needs a ~~sperm donor~~ mate, so she decided to try for the vampire first.

Lydia; Hey BB, you are lookin' mighty fine.

That didn't work out, obviously... so she met this guy. His name is Blane.

Lydia; *slides hands down...*
Blane; ABSOLUTELYNOT!!@
Lydia; *...is schocked*

Haha, I love the expression on her face. Denied!

Back at the ranch, Asa invites this girl over. He goes for the kiss...

...DENIED!!!

This is Blane, for curious minds.

Mhmm...

This, friends, was Lydia's first kiss. D'aww.

...but, she is not satisfied. This guy denies her by the door.

This guy again...

Lydia; I could see you and me, baby... riding off into the sunset.

Guy; Oh... maybe...

Lydia; *yawn* For real, I'm not into you.
Guy; WTF?

...and we will end with this picture of WTF-ery coming from both parties.

G 1.0 - C 1.0 || G 1.0 & 2.0 - C 1.1

Baby-makin' machine! ...well, sorta.

2008-03-05T05:52:02Z

Brett; Off to school, off to school... to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

Alright, not so much. How about off to work?

Hey, it's Greg from the Crypto-O club/bar/palace/whatev.

Aw, hell. Haha. Pretty sure that he dropped her the first time she tried this. Greg did not want Brett.

Greg; Greg can haz Brett?

...sure.

Greg; Har-har-har. This is so funny! IAMSOHAPPY!

Spam.

Spam.

Oh-la-la. Momma's gunna get her some.

...or not. More of that work business. Oh yea, hello... Brett got a promotion. ...plus, she may or may not be constipated by the look on her face.

This is Allegra. I wanted Brett and her to become friends or whatever, but she never came around again. Lame.

No words are needed.

PS - Greg moved in. I don't think he brought much money. He's a broke-ass.

Brett; Will you marry me and give me babies?

Greg; Duh, we're married! Lets go make babies!!!

Meet Greg Bentley. Also, meet the happy couples' first time doing the woo-hoo.

Immediately after sexin', I made Greg go run on the treadmill for a lifetime. He was in the military career field, and I was bound and determined to get him to the top of his career... even though he didn't want that.

Meanwhile, Brett is puking her guts up.

Brett; WTF is going on? (...echoes into porcelain toilet.)

POP!

Greg; I am mostly oblivious to my wifes expanding going on in the next room.

Brett; I am going to POP! right in front of the computer, so Greg pays attention this time! ...oh, he's not here.

Brett; Haha, I don't care. I am fat.

Let me stand next to your... fire!

Brett; Hehehe, I tooted. *snicker-snicker*

Uh-oh.

...you know what this means!

This is Greg's first time learning that his lovely wife is about to have a baby. Haha.

Meet Asa Bentley.

New daddy, baby that looks like all other babies in the world of Sims 2.

Seriously, has anyone ever had a nanny that actually did productive things, such as take care of babies?

...I know that I have not. All this one wanted to do was talk to Greg and hang out with him. She kept him awake when he wanted to sleep. I really hated her. Haha.

Ohh, Asa grows up.

But WTF is going on with his eyes? Maybe I just took a bad picture. Actually, I think there is something going on with the hair that is making him look creepy as all get up.

The treadmill randomly caught on fire. This didn't last long, and I had never seen it before... so I thought it was funny.

Asa; I can't really talk, but lets pretend. I look cuter now, go me!

Greg and Brett are looking pretty stupid doing the same thing. Random.

Asa basically spent most of his childhood alone, and was only paid attention when the nanny actually did her job... or Brett decided to feed him. Eh.

...they got robbed! Stupid bitch took the tread mill.

Uh...

Birthday time again.

Asa; Oh, please let me be cute!

I don't know, he's really excited.

I'm still making Greg rack up those body points. PS - this is the first time that I actually relied on my Sims jobs to have money. Congratulate me that no one has died this far.

Asa; Hahaha, Mom... it's so cute how you try to make spaghetti.

Asa; *eats even though he just made fun of the food*

Oh, snap. POP!

Rack 'em up!

Random Asa shot... he finally isn't making a ridiculous face.

Asa is really upset with his intense game of chess.

Should pregnant ladies really be doing this?

Brett; Duh!

...OK.

Aw, cute.

What a sweet hubby. Sort of slow, but sweet none-the-less.

Random meeting of townie friend.

Greg became an astronaut at some point in time. I like the suit.

This again.

Meet Lydia Bentley.

Aw, everyone loves everyone.

Oh wow, Lydia's birthday already! Haha, time flies.

I totally love Lydia. I think she is precious.

Birthday's all around! Asa is going to be a teenager already?!?!

Asa; I HAVE MAN HANDS!

Asa; Oh man, I am so hot.

Yea, not so much. Nice undies, BTW.

Even in his teens, Asa is still upset by the chess game.

Brett; I love you, my darling... even though you smell absolutely awful.

Happy Birthday to Lydia! I love how excited Greg looks.

...and with that, the babies are all grown up!

Bentley... Chapter 1, Generation 1.

2008-02-20T23:19:17Z

Meet Brett Bentley. She is a family sim, duh. (Looking back I don't know why I made her a family sim because I had no intention of her popping out a lot of little ones. Hm.) IDK what her Zodiac is, I forgot. Oh well. Stats!

Sloppy/Neat 3
Shy/Outgoing 6
Lazy/Active 5
Serious/Playful 4
Grouchy/Nice 7

Duh, job. I forget what job she wanted, but I got her one in the medical field. Deal.

Brett; OMGWTF?!?!?!

The welcome wagon came, and Nervous Subject (...isn't that his name?) started to irritate immediately.

Brett; *sigh* *sniffle-sniffle*

Seriously, when is enough... enough?

Brett; Whatevs, lets hug it out... bitch!
Nervous; Ehhh... no, no. Pretty girls scare me! Plus, I like boys.
Brett; ...

Brett; OK, so over it!!! You are ugly anyway!

Yea, it's for the best. We didn't want him as baby-daddy.

Brett; Hey, Welcome Wagon...Nervous is really ugly. Just FYI. ...oh, you know? Great! KTHX.

*shine-shine-shine*

OK, she needed to find a baby-daddy somewhere. Downtown!

Brett; OMG, all I see are ugly. Come. Save. Me. Taxi!

She went somewhere and it sucked...

...so she threw a fit and decided to leave.

Uh, rain. It's OK.

Brett; Hehehe. I'm so sexy!

...OK. Use that sexy and get you a baby-daddy!

Alright, Crypt-O place. All she wanted to do was dance...

...and dance.

...and fall down dancing.

Brett; Uh, I'm shakin' it like a Polariod picture!

Haha, love this face!

So, she found no meat and the club and decided to go home or whatever.

Brett; Hi, .33 of the welcome wagon. You may leave, BIE!

Random going to work shot.

Uh, she couldn't afford a TV yet... but her fun was way lacking, so all she could afford was this stupid car thing that wasn't any fun anyway.

Random picture spam.

More random picture spam.

Brett wanted to go Downtown after she was done playing chess, so whatev.

Brett; So like... I saw you from behind and you weren't fat, so I thought you had potential. However, you do not...

Ugly; OMG, you are so right. Ya win some, ya lose some.

Bye.

This guy walked by. It was a lost cause, because I have only once successfully lured him into my game... this was not that one time.

Brett; OMGZHI! You are made of sex.

Guy; Yes, I know.

Brett; Yes, so we should do sex.

Brett; Ya know... or maybe do the hand-jive... or something.
Guy; You suck.

Brett; Haha, OK... yes! I will talk to you instead!

That didn't work, he promptly walked away. Oh well, Brett found someone else to talk to. I actually remember his name.

Brett; HEY! We are both so hot, lets be a couple.
Greg; You are so right, we should SO be a hot couple.

Greg; ...or not, because you are so boring.

Uh, this isn't looking so good.

...and we end with Brett agreeing.